Dadboddus Maximus, The Creator's Creator
Allowing myself to be myself completely, also sexually. I am bisexual and have neglected my desires for men for a long time. I am also quite the exhibitionist, but only for people I feel comfortable with. This site gave me the freedom to explore that again and more. The friends I made here have shown me how free you can be and still be accepted by like-minded people.
My services are free. You can text me whatever you want, you can be any gender, have any kink, it doesn’t matter. I like talking. A LOT. About anything. Okay, maybe not the weather. Even I have my limits, hahaha. However, I am VERY selective to whom I give myself.
Asking me once - RESPECTFULLY - is enough. I will let you know if I want to do your request. I don't like whiners, vampires and freeloaders. So if you ask me the same thing over and over and over again, your chances are slim to none. If you say something like "but you do it for free, so why not me?" you will get blocked.
My whole life I have had as many male as female friends. Wanting to fuck some of them never got in the way of me wanting to be their friend. I would rather have a friend for a month than have sex for one night.
Some things about me:
1. I am an older man with a real job that doesn’t allow me to show my face and leaves me little time for this ‘hobby’.
2. I have a pleaser kink. I get off on making people happy and/or horny. Orgasm or no orgasm, as long as I enjoyed it and the other person enjoyed it, it’s all good. This doesn't mean that I don't like to be pleased too sometimes. But only here on f2f.
3. In real life I am a happily married man with a wife to whom I am faithful and who I love very much. So please don’t ask for sex dates or collabs. A meet for a chat in a park somewhere I will consider, but only when there is complete trust between the both of us. If we are on a meet and you do something sexual (talking about it is fine, of course), I will call the police and have you arrested for sexual harrassment. Beforehand I will consult with my wife; if she says no, then no date - whoever you are. People want to talk, like to talk, need to talk. I like being there for people. But asking me for money will get you blocked.
4. Although I don’t like labels (unless they objectively fit) I consider myself emotionally more female than male. I like men and their dicks, but I can't have a sexual relationship with them. I've had male friends with benefits - a long time ago - but for me a romantic relationship involving sex can only be with a woman.
5. Sexually I am very orally fixated. I love licking pussy. I love sucking cock. Heck, with the right person I also like licking ass. I enjoy intimacy, tenderness, but also getting wild. No no’s for me are: humiliation, any type of verbal aggression, disrespect (of women in particular) and being called “Daddy”. I can write about those things of course, but directed at me personally will get you banned.
6. Clarity for creators: I understand you have a job to do. I respect that, but my pleaser kink needs a real human connection outside of the sexual realm. I follow quite a few people. If I like and vibe with you enough, I become your fan. Then, when it turns out that for whatever reason you don't want to engage in the pleasing side, no problem at all, but I will respectfully let my subscription run out and become your follower again. How I see it: sex is a two way street. I can't stand selfish lovers. Same goes here. I want to see you, that's why I became your fan. But if for whatever reason (explained, not explained, a simple 'no', whatever) you don't want to see me back, I will respectfully go back to being a follower again. If you want nothing to do with me anymore, that's fine too. I can take rejection. Just block me.
7. NEVER face. You can RESPECTFULLY ask questions about it. But if you insist on whining on about it or try to manipulate me into showing it, I will block you.
8. I do things a lot of my female f2f friends told me they would like to see men do, but never do or don't do often enough on f2f. Like: a man sucking cock (I have a dildo for that), a man shoving a finger up his ass, a man caring about consent and respect.
What I offer:
- Sexting. DM me. We will work out together what we want and then do it. Any form of sexting I like. No videocalls or lives though. And also here: no face.
- Stories written and/or spoken in English and/or Dutch. DM me your fantasy and in conversation we will get an idea of who we are and what you really want to see/hear/read.
- DM’ing about anything (but not the weather). It is difficult to shock me (just no poop stuff, please, and I can’t understand foot fetish, just because I dislike my own feet so much, hahaha) and I think nothing is weird. Send me pics, voice messages or vids if you like, but I don't expect them and will never ask for them. I hate freeloaders and refuse to be one of them. If I am your fan, I am your client and clients pay. But a gift given from the heart or the crotch or both, I will humbly and respectfully accept.
- Dick, pussy and asshole rates. I will text the rating. If it really excites me, I might surprise you with something more.
- Custom videos and/or pics. For rules: see above.
-> Creator followers will always be considered first.
-> Even though my work is free, it is still my work. If I make a custom whatever for whoever, I will discuss with the client whether they want to keep it exclusive to them. If I make a custom and there is a clear indication for whom I made it (naming names, having written cards with your name on it, whatever) I have decided to make it exclusive to you.
-> Of course I am a generous soul (everything is free after all), but the final decision remains mine. Share my work without asking me first will cause trouble. Big fucking trouble.
Enough talk from me to you. Now please you talk to me. DM me if you want. If you feel like it. No pressure on you, but also not on me. Would love to hear from you!
Muse: Linda (https://f2f.com/babylinda)
(Jaaa, ik weet het, dit had ook in het Nederlands (erbij) gekund, maar dan wordt het allemaal nóg langer, hahaha!)
